10 Things I Have to Say

Thanks to Pondy for this idea! The idea is that you write ten things you have to say to someone, 10 people, or a combination. I am not quite as eloquest as she was, but I have a few things to get off my chest.

So, to all of my boyfriends, both past and present, I would just like to say...

1. You were too old for me and I faked it. Every. Single. Time.
2. I think you are the best kisser I've ever had, but you are a psycho who tried to steal my money.
3. I worry that you are stringing me along.
4. What is holding me back from being with you fully?
5. Stop trying to vaccum my lips off.
6. Mmmmmm...
7. Email is not an appropriate form to break up with somebody.
8. Please tell me that you contracted some horrible disease that leaves you unable to call or email anybody. I am starting to get a complex.
9. Liar liar, pants on fire.
10. I still love you. Ass hole.

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Cori
Oh, Stupid Cupid. I love you.
Alixito
My favorite is number 10 with the classic touch at the end ;p
Dating LA
[this is good]
jayd
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Hah! I completely hear some of the things you have to say. They might not be in my top ten, but there are up there somewhere.

#7. Jesus. Do we really have to say this to people?
LeendaDLL
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country_cinderella
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over the phone, long distance, on a holiday is not appropriate either for a break up

I like #6 too (giggle)
Steve Betz
I cracked up at the juxtaposition of #2 and #5 --- and with respect to #7, what about text-messages or maybe just writing something on your Facebook wall...?
jayd
Come on. All are not cool.

The only thing more jerkish to do is to just disappear completely without saying anything.

It really isnt that hard to just look someone straight in the face, and say "We are done." Even if it takes 3 hours. Most people spend that per week watching TV.
Steve Betz

Sorry jayd, I was just being facetious. I don't know where civility and respect has gone.

Last year, I watched a couple bicker and snipe through their separation and divorce and I thought, seriously? On the internet? Don't you people have phones?

jayd
Ya, you kinda got me. I was 50/50 on whether or not you were serious :) Sometimes its tough to tell via text.


Rosslyn
[esto es genial]
StupidCupid
Thanks for all the great comments everyone! Jayd and Steve, it's nice to get your perspective on this. I always break up with someone face to face as well, or if that's not possible, then over the phone is the next acceptable (though still not perfect) form of ending things.

I should have added a bonus #11: Note to you, stupid boy- don't cancel dates via text message!

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