You've Got Mail From Preppy Redneck

Even though I have been avoiding the online dating scene for awhile, it still creeps into my inbox, even through channels that I never knew existed. For instance, has anyone else noticed that Facebook has decided they are now an online dating site? Seriously. Facebook has started this service called SpeedDate, and even though I never signed up for it, I've been getting matched up with all these random guys. I keep getting emails that say "You've Been Sent a Private Matchmaker Note about PrppyRednck, who Lives in APO, AE".

Even if I could get my mind around the fact that Facebook is trying to set me up with a guy stationed in the Armed Forces in Europe, what about my profile tells them I'd be interested in someone who identifies himself as a "Preppy Redneck"? Is it because I am from Maine? Now listen, I don't have anything against preppy guys, or redneck guys, but in my opinion, the two should never mix.

I tried to unsubscribe myself from SpeedDate but I haven't figured out how to do that yet. Utterly annoying seeing as how I never subscribed in the first place. If anyone has any information about Facebook's Forced Personals, please let me know.