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But only if he's Muslim, ladies. Only if he's Muslim.
Today I was driving to work (something I hardly ever do as I live in BOSTON, land of Confused GPS Systems) and was listening to the morning radio show on JAMN 94.5 with Ramiro (the freakin' Peurto Rican) and co-hosts Pebbles and Melissa. My favorite part of the show is always when Ramiro leaves (he's funny but needs to let the women talk more) and Pebs and Mel (my secret nicknames because I feel like if we got to know each other we'd all be BFFs) do their "Ladies Room" segment. Today's topic was "The Best Way to Break Up with a Guy".
Melissa suggested telling him you have a new man, while Pebs was straight up an "I'm just not interested" kind of a gal. Both agreed that it should be quick and as painless as possible. Then they opened the floor for suggestions. I couldn't BELIEVE what some of the women who called in proposed!
Caller #1: "I've never broken up with anyone I've dated. You have to make them break up with you. Make it seem like it's your fault. It will boost their ego and you're in the clear."
Pebbles: "Well, how do you get the guy to break up with you? What if he doesn't take the hint?"
Caller #1: "Just do a bunch of stuff he doesn't like. Such as for instance, right now I'm dating a muslim guy. So if I wanted to break up with him, see, it's against their religion to eat pork right? So I'd just cook him up some pork!"
Dating Diva (to herself): Did I ever accidentally eat pork in front of Mr. Morocco?
In all seriousness...what??? What is this lady talking about?? Is she serious? And the next caller totally agreed with her, but went so far as to say that if a guy won't leave you alone you should just change your number and change your locks, avoid all places he might be, etc. etc.
Sorry but this is way too much work and totally unnecessary. As my favorite caller put it, "Just tell a guy it's not going to work out and if he doesn't get the hint, ask one of your guy friends to call him and tell him to leave you alone". I agree completely. It's mean and cowardly to drive someone to break it off with you, and just weird to cut someone off so completely like that.
Plus, like Pebbles said, I LOVE my number. No way am I changing it for some guy!
But always remember that if you are dating a Muslim stalker who won't go away, you can always scare him away by feeding him some pork cooked in alcohol or something...
